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Some really funny LP Quotes
Funny quotes taken from interviews and other resources...
What do you guys do for fun?
"We make fun of Mike's head"- Chester
Chester: Oh man...I think I disconnected or something
Interviewer: What type of machine are you using?
Chester: Its called a computer
Mike: Chester? He just likes to show his butt. He wouldn't have the tights that most wrestlers have. He would have a G-string.
Brad: We're not very photogenic!
Interviewer: What do you listen to on tour?
Rob: Phil Collins, definately. Texas.
Brad: Westlife.
Joe: The entire West side story soundtrack.
Brad: TV rock, like the Monkees.
Joe: And the Brady Bunch.
Mike: "A lot has been made of the contrast between me and Chester because we are totally different in a lot of ways. He's crazy for a start off. I'm sane. He used to run around at the age of two singing Foreigner songs. I certainly didn't. He'll show you his butt. I wouldn't inflict that on anybody. We learned pretty early on in this band that you can't have snobbery in music. Our guitarist is a huge Britney Spears fan."
"We support free music. So go ahead! Download that shit!" - Mike
MIKE: Chester and I met at a male strip club.
CHESTER: We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers.
MIKE: And it just didn't work out....because my butt wasn't big enough.
CHESTER: Yeah and I've got what they call the crispy cream which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut.
MIKE: Its from eating too many donuts.
CHESTER: We're sooo boy bandish, aren't we? I think it's because of my strikingly good looks.
MIKE: I think it's because of your strikingly bad looks.
CHESTER: I totally disagree. I think i'm the most important person...ever.
MIKE: I think chesters full of himself and I think thats really hot!
CHESTER: Yeah sometimes at night your full of me too.
Joe: This is Joe, Mike likes to break glass tables.
Mike: This is Mike, Joe likes to break wind.
Mike: This is Mike, I like to break wind.
Interviewer: When you've been touring with the Deftones, have you received a good response from the audiences?
Mike: Aside from the tomatoes?
Joe: They say tom-ah-toes here!
Mike: If ripping my shirt in half means that it's good! Is that a good response? Or is that, "I don't like you, I'm going to ruin your clothes?"
Interviewer: Who has the worst habits in the band?
Chester: I would say that I'm probably the most annoying. There's a reason for it.
Mike: NO!
Brad: C'mon Chester!
Chester: I'm always touching them in their privates!
Brad: Yeah, Chester the molester!
"I don't wanna see any more girls who look like they've had the shit kicked out of them, What happened to chivalry? You see someone fall down, you pick 'em up!" - Chester
"But after all that, here I am, yes I am on the internet after all of this time, I'm hip, I'm with it, haha."
- Chester
"Ive got a tooth brush.My tooth brush is sexy!" - Mike
Mike: I almost ran Chester over with a golf cart when we were in florida
Chester: That was pure evil
"I learned not to be outside at dusk wearing shorts and a T-shirt in Biloxi, Mississippi... the insects apparently have no sympathy for tourists." - Phoenix
"I want to know if Joe Hahn sleeps in the nude?" - Brad
"yes he does (wink wink)" - Mike
"We kind of just like ninjas and dark tunnels and fire." - Chester
"And guys with big hair that look like werewolves." - Mike
"Grr! Arr!" - Chester (referring to the One Step Closer video).
"We're not the Grateful Dead or Pink Floyd. We're Linkin Park, and we cut all the fat out. We don't do guitar or drum solos." - Chester
"I'm not a rapper, so I would be pretty bad at trying to rap in a band. Mike isn't naturally a singer, but the funny thing is he has a really good voice." - Chester
"I see a lot of you fuckers crowd-surfing and moshing out there, we love that. Just show each other some respect. And there are some strong women here tonight. When they crowd-surf, that is not an invitation to grab their [breasts]." - Chester Bennington
"I'm just a regular guy, you know? There's no leotard and cape under my clothes. I shit, I piss, I drink too much and throw up, just like everybody else." - Chester
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